September 30, 2010

Gamecrush is Now Open for You… To Play With Girls

In March a service launched called GameCrush.  This service would allow you to play with a girl in flirty or dirty chat for a small fee.  The service has currently left closed beta and is now open for those of us lacking serious social skills or lots of spare bills in our wallets to play with a girl online. 

Six-minute sessions involve real face-to-face time over webcam with the girl over a casual game of checkers, pool or Battleship. Those looking for more hardcore action can game time over Xbox Live and PlayStation Network.

The service provides for zones for gamers to participate in as if one wasn’t enough.  These zones include:

* The Arcade – Fun is the name of the game. Nice and chill.

* The Arena – For serious gamers. Butt-kickings handed out left and right.

*The Academy – Learn tips and tricks from experienced PlayDates.

* The Edge – Not for the faint of heart. This could get interesting. * I don’t even want to know*

“Since our initial launch earlier this year, we’ve seen continued and strong demand for a service that gives gamers the ability to meet, interact and play games with new people,” said Annes Iqbal, co-founder and CEO of GameCrush. “To meet this demand, it was important that we focus on the build-out of our community while improving our ability to scale to meet user demand and adding support for nearly any multiplayer game or console.  All of these features are now part of GameCrush.”

The service is not cheap either.   A play date which funny enough just like a real date will set you back at least 20 dollars an hour and the girls involved with the service get to take home 60% of the pot which isn’t bad money for sitting around and playing games with nerdy guys. 

I can’t see how this will take off but I have the sad feeling it will.  Perhaps I should sign my wife up for this on the weekends.  This would provide us with some much needed dispensable income and give me and my wife something to laugh at.  In all seriousness it slightly saddens me that our society has fallen so far that we provide a service where socially inept people can meet those of the opposite sex via a video game and fee.  Would it be that much harder to just go out and ask a girl on a date?  For the price of a flirty or dirty play date on gamecrush you could take out a girl in real life 😛 

I do wonder what is expected of the girls who provide this service… If one of our readers is part of this service I would be most interested to hear more about it. 

BTW… while you may think you are playing with a hottie like up above… the chances are you are most likely playing with this girl below! 


  1. cookie - October 16, 2010 7:46 pm

    i work for gamecrush and honestly what u see is what u get cause ur on a cams with people when u play….and we are providing a service of playing video games with guys who dont experiance it often and see it live. and honestly how many girls r gona be at ur neighborhood bar that can kick ur ass in anygame on the list…

  2. T8 - October 4, 2010 9:42 am

    thats my kinda woman!

  3. ScrotusKilmystr - October 3, 2010 2:17 pm

    not sure was driving home from work and it just came up didn’t get to here the whole discussion and what their resourses where

  4. thsoundman - October 3, 2010 9:43 am

    @ Scrotus Where did Nikki Six get his info? @Cab LOL at that… however i’m no suprised… ever since virual valerie for the PC came out years ago where you could do everything to here said girl I figured it was only a matter of time before they created a physical device to… “enhance” the experience.

  5. ScrotusKilmystr - October 2, 2010 6:04 pm

    don’t forget the wii indie game that showed at E3 afew years ago no picture on the screen just strategic moaning when you wiggled wii-mote

  6. CABXYZ - October 2, 2010 5:18 pm

    OMG my eyes, excuse me; (runs to toilet holding mouth.) Ok well this article I found on Kotaku will answer your question Scrotus about move, someone beat them to it with the Wii remote.

  7. ScrotusKilmystr - October 2, 2010 2:32 pm

    this story just made a national radio program. Nikki Sixx from Motley Crue has a nightly show and one of his partners was talking about this onair last night… you might want to see where they got their info.! haha

  8. ScrotusKilmystr - October 1, 2010 3:19 pm

    my eyes need a pallet cleanser i’ll have to check out some porn after seeing that picture….

    I’m not shocked by this at all just think what people will do with the sony move…it has a rumble pack built in! Why not it already looks like a glowing dildo haha

  9. thsoundman - September 30, 2010 10:08 pm

    I know… but it is so much more funny this way…

  10. AceOfNades69 - September 30, 2010 10:03 pm

    You really could have left the picture out on this one


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