December 18, 2009

McDonalds = Free WiFi aka Free Porn?

As noob2222 so eliquolently put it on www.tomshardware.com

“ya, Id like a happy porn meal please.”
“Do you want fries with that?”
“No, just the porn.”
“Would you like that supersized?”

MCDONALDS4

Starting in 2010 all McDonalds in our great country will now offer free WiFi.  That’s sweet, that means on road trips I’ll be able to stop by to leach off their connection for a few minutes, if lucky it’ll be strong enough from the parking lot so I won’t have to actually enter the building with my laptop, even if I need to take the biggest dump of my life, I would prefer to drop off da kids at da pool, wash up, and head back out to the cold to check my email, rather than stay inside and mingle with the carnies.  (I worked at McDonalds for 3 months when I was 18 : )  So of the nearly 47 million customers McDonalds serves every day, many of them will be able to take their laptop into their restaurant, and game?????  In the 1st place I would never recommend using a laptop for gaming, secondly I would not recommend using a wireless connection if possible.  Thirdly, I would not recommend eating at McDonalds, unless on the rare occasions that you have an unquenchable thirst for watered down DP, cheesy cheese burgers or salty fries.  But wtf, join the wave of da future, set up WiFi and offer it to anyone that happens to stop by ur place, why not, after all, McDonald’s is doing it, and dosen’t McDonalds always do the right thing?

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  1. DeathProof - December 18, 2009 10:57 pm

    lol, im sure they will have filters in place to block looking at Wendy’s website while within 200′ of McDonalds, lol. Nice post!

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  2. Nubrubber - December 18, 2009 9:33 pm

    The only problem with this is that after you eat your McGreazy your blood pressure will be so clogged up you will never be able to get the gumption to go search out Pronz. I know for a fact that a PSP and a little WiFi Sniffing will catch you a very nice open network worthy of Wacktastic Fantasies, all published on someone elses Network! Some dude recently got nabbed for pronz at the Library, so I am sure that McDeazy in their infinite Brain power have some Snoop software located deep in the system to make sure those who log on are logged and reported for any infractions, like looking at wendy’s website while at Mcdouchbagels.

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  3. RustNut - December 18, 2009 8:29 pm

    I like cheeseburgers

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  4. DeathProof - December 18, 2009 7:17 am

    lol, I actually just ate McDonalds last night, 1st time in like half a year, but only because nothing else was open : (

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