January 18, 2013
Sim City “Beta” Next Weekend!
Sim City enthusiasts rejoice! Always-on-connection haters fill with dismay! Sim City’s official twitter account today posted this tweet:
What does this mean!? It means you get barely anything to try out, but it DOES give you a chance to play the game, regardless of how miserly they are with the time allowance! If you would like to sign up for the beta you can go here and do it by clicking this extraordinarily long link that just continues to grow and grow until it comes to an abrupt. Then you can play the smidgen of a slice of the game next weekend when they see how the game performs on various systems, how the servers fair under stress, and how their mysterious “cloud computing” handles.
Unless you don’t sign up for the beta in protest. Then you can just sit there all smitten with with spiteful delight.